This deadass the funniest tweet ever.


i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

(Source: longful)


Fuck yeah to the kids who feel like they’re dying inside but still gather up the strength to roll out of bed, get dressed, and leave the house. You are strong and beautiful and worth so much more than you know. 

I always have the most ghost followers, on every site.



when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

(Source: intakings)

Anonymous said: 18 year old mexican guy, with medium to slim build. About six feet. I hate dancing, i love laughing, and have a guilty obsession with Starwars.

Well if you love laughing, I don’t see why not(: I laugh a lot.

Anonymous said: I'm loas, I love basketball and football, have black hair and I'm 20 years old

I love watching sports! I think we’d get along just fine(:

Anonymous said: I'm 6'1 with dark brown hair and a crooked nose :( but tanned skin and toned muscles

I loveeee toned arms. &a crooked nose just adds character!(: You get a yes from me(: